heh...im addicted to those Forum games...you know stuff like 101 ways to drive a sane person insane...im not finished with my list yet..so yeah here's one that's Hp related...heh..found it on a friends webpage and decieded to do one since im bored!
so far 101! yes finished!
101 to avoid being a death eater

-claim that you break out with a rash if anything goes on your arm
-Start going over every wrong thing that he does when he tries to harry...play by play on a big screen tv in frount of the death eaters
-Start talking pig latin in Parsletonge[sp..]
-Start saying how cool and brave James and Lily were to sacrifice themselves
-Ask constantly if you think the dark mark is going to make you look fat
-look confusly up at voldemort if he ever tells you to kill someone
-if he tries to make you conjure up the dark mark in the air, say that he's biting off batman
-Run around his hideout and start making rainbows appear,claiming that his bad attitude was ruining the whole room.
-Hand out flyers to Voldemort and the rest of the gang that says "I-have-a-problem-with-killing-and-i-want-help" with a time and date for a meeting
-Tell him that he's selfish
-Ask Volde to consider changing the Dark Mark into a Lighting bolt.
-Constantly ask "Are we there yet?" when going out to kill someone
= stick out your tonge to volde when he yells at you
= sing beach boys
= go to his ears to pretend to tell him a secret then, blow hard
= ask him if he needs glasses, since he seems to be missing his aim
= ask him what is his aim in life
= set up a D.E.A , death eaters anonomus
= ask him who was the stupid person who made up the name death eaters in teh first place
= wear a shirley temple mask the next time there you are to attack people
= wimper and sniff
= break a vase and point to lucius and say "he did it!"
= when in doubt, turn into a rat =D
= ask him, why does Harry potter have a firebolt when i have is a stupid tatoo that doesnt match my outfit!
= suggest he lay off the french fries
= get a treadmill for him for christmas
= get him to dress up as an easter bunny for halloween
= tell him that parseltonge is soo totally like, last century
= tell him to wash his mouth out with soap everytime after he does an unforgivable curse
= sing "hedwigs theme" over and over and over....
= tell him he wont be making an apperence in PoA
= tell him he is getting replaced in the book by the terminator because the producer decieded they needed a "real man" [get the irony?]
= get johnny depp to replace him in the movie [i would love that!! =D]
= tell him that barney has a bigger influence than him.
= go to toys r us and get him everything that is harry potter franchised and hang them up in his room...or whatever he lives in.
= tell him to repeat after you, fish are friends not food..harry potter is nice..im not
= tell him to not quit his day job
= tell him that the Haunted Mansion down at disneyland is hiring
= tell him that the green in his eyes are nothing compared to Harry James Potter
= keep saying Harry James Potter
= repeat what he says
= smile and ask him if he thinks your smile can rival Gilderoy's
= tell him, if he wants the job done right, do it himself
= tell him he needs a "special lady" in his life, and that his snakie-poo isn't it
= ask him for a group portiat done
= hire Colin Creevy for the job
= start playing football indoors
= bop him with a "Sock-n-Bopper"
= ask him to play DDR with you
= tell him not to trip down the stairs in that long robe of his
= tell him he'll look better with a "dumbledore" look
= "that black robe was so yesterday, try Magenta instead!"
= everytime he thinks of another "brilliant" scheme to kill Harry, put a lightbulb on top of his head
= ask him how his lapdog, Snape is doing these days
= offer to tell him where the OotP's headquarters are..then when he asks where, tell him "ITS A SECRET! YOU NINCOMPOOP!"
= tell him you dont find him attractive anymore eversince he left Quirrle
= tell him to Talk the curse, Walk like the curse, BE the curse
= shake your head sadly at every meeting where he proposes another scheme
=ask him what his mother would think of his job
= "what goes around, comes around yah know!?"
= sing "abc...easy as one two three..." everytime he complains that he never kills potter
= form a group of death eaters and make a huge get well card for volde and when he asks wtf that was for, tell him that your group was starting to think he had went *cuckoo*
= play hide and seek and cheat...god knows he hates that =D
= play pretend and pretend to be harry potter
= play pretend and play volde and purposely miss at the harry potter doll
= tell him "avada kedava" doesn't sound nearly as nice as, say "SMOKEY BEAR CAN KICK YOUR BUTT FROM HERE TO NYC!!!"
= ask him what in the world is a smokey bear
= watch Pirates of the Caribbean and tell him, you think captain Barbossa is scarier than him
= ask him repeatly if he thinks Orlando Bloom is hotter than Johnny Depp
= be a know-it-all
= sing britney spears at the top of your lungs
= ask him where he got his cool rubber ducky from
= barf over his newly waxed broom handle
= waste all the floo powder
= tell him apparating is not good for the enviroment, since he often leaves behind a nasty smell
= tell him to brush his teeth
= clip his toenails
= at the end of the day say "turn off the tv, voldemort and go straight to bed! im not taking no for an answer! you worked too hard today!!!"
= tell him easier victims are out there and pat his head fondly
= find a spell to get rid of the dark mark
= mix his bubble bath with sand and tell him that your secret mixture would cure him from all evilness..
= coil his snake around his neck and choke him "on accident"
= tell him to wear a sign when crossing the street that says "evil on prowl, stare at your own risk"
= tell him swearing is not in fashion anymore
= tell him smoking can kill even the most evil dude on the planet
= hire Gilderoy to be his fashion advisor
= tell him there's an opening at the local lemonade stand and that he might just be successful one day in life
= tell him that people just don't die like they used to
= tell him if he wanted you to become a death eater, he'll have to drop his wand, scream like a monkey and run to the nearest shoe store and ask for a cheeseburger
= threaten to show his preschool yearbook picture of him with his cutie-pie smile
= tell him that ham spelt backwards is mah and then state more obvious stuff
= warn him about mad-snake disease
= switch his lucky socks for two slices of cheese
= buy him a lighting bolt tatoo
= tell him he uses all of dumbledore's tricks
= tell him he is pathetic
= take his lucky charms away...[hahahahaha..get it? he's unlucky but lucky....ahh]
= claim that the company you work for doesn't endore death eaters
= ask him for a nicer robe in return for being his faithful servant
= DIE.